Crack Found on Governor's DaughterImagine that--Which end were they looking at?
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysIsn't that something?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down JaywalkerMaking punishment fit the crime
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy.Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Those unions, what will they gripe about next?
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial.
War Dims Hope for Peace
It DOES have that effect, doesn't it?
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
This headline PEGGED the obvious meter...
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thunk it...
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
HomicideThey may be on to something.
Red Tape Holds Up New BridgesYou mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery ChargeLightning has that affect on some people...
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test GroupWOW. Weren't they fat enough?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in SpacecraftThat's what he gets for eating those beans.
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
...and they taste just like chicken, too.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in HalfChainsaw Massacre all over again.
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they good at basketball, too.And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Not one of them complained, though.
4 comments:
Hahahaha! I love these!
I see you found the story about my anus problem.
I can't believe I just said that. Great headlines.
Very funny headlines. Made me laugh! Thanks
Those are too funny! It is amazing how ridiculous the media can get. And I thought only my three year old son stated the obvious! :) Cute post!
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